Words to live By...

Keep your Perspective*, Keep your sense of Humor*, and start your day with fresh Underwear*.

perspective
Function: noun
Text: a way of looking at or thinking about something <whether he was being rude or candid is all a matter of perspective>

humor
Function: noun
Text: 1 the amusing quality or element in something <Sarah failed to see any humor in being kissed by the dog, but Keith thought it was quite funny>
Related Words amusement, enjoyment, fun, pleasure; absurdity, irony, laughableness, ludicrousness, ridiculousness; burlesque, caricature, comedy, farce, jest, lampoon, parody, satire, slapstick.

underwear
Function: noun
Text: clothing intended to be worn underneath other clothing <underwear has got to be the most boring thing that one could ever receive as a birthday present!>
Synonyms underclothes, underclothing, undergarments, undies
Related Words lingerie; pantie (or panty), slip, underskirt; briefs, drawers, long johns, pants, shorts, underdrawers, underpants, undershirt.